Jesse rambles about banging your childhood crush, panhandling on holidays, bad customer service, and sleeping in his car.
Jesse rambles about UFOs, the history of silverware, Thanksgiving, and nice racists. Then he answers an email about convincing a family member to do chemo.
Jesse rambles about his boycott of the supermoon, plastic flutes, and how to move forward, together.
After the unthinkable has happened, Jesse offers some words of hope. Also, stop rioting. Just stop.
Jesse rambles about hipster porn, changing your clocks, dealing with cancer survival, his new synthesizer, and what’s on the line Tuesday. Vote. Go vote. Quit reading this and vote.