Jesse is stuck at home in a blizzard, and rambles about his dad’s beard, Donald Trump’s orgasms, 1800s snowball fights, and how to choose insurance.
Jesse wraps chemo live on air, but not without discussing vision boards, the Oscars, and his dad’s computer problems.
This week, Jesse rambles about his mom’s hair, his corn experiment, British soccer brawls, fake cancer cures, and real cancer cures.
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This week, Jesse uses his chemo fog to ramble about New Year’s Eve, living with a cop, personal trainers, and photographic memories. Then it gets pretty heavy, but everyone comes out unharmed.
Jesse has a cold and his throat hurts, so he records an episode to explain why he can’t record an episode. Then he still rambles about his dad’s homemade desserts, meeting a girlfriend’s parents, The Beatles, and why we invade countries. But, it’s not an episode.
It’s Episode 25: The Cancery Christmas Special! Jesse rants a little about getting gifts as a kid, drunk moms and cheap dads. Then he’s joined by Brian Bates (@brianbatescomic) to discuss the origin of the holiday. As a special treat, Vegas lounge act Thatcher Wadswallow and the 4 Skins stop by with an original Cancery Christmas song!
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Jesse has already forgotten recording this episode, but that doesn’t stop him from uploading it. He talks about his recent almost-bar fight, bitterness in comedy, people that spoil movies, chemo fatigue, and erectile disfunction.
It’s been 6 months since his diagnosis, and Jesse talks gratitude, fake nerds, internet rabbit holes, and sex stuff. Then he gives some advice about anxiety and plays his dumb Daft Punk cover.
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This week, Jesse sifts through the Ativan/chemo fog to discuss Thanksgiving, his new treatment plan, being naked in public, and his bizarre phobia.
Dedicated to Andy Ritchie
Jesse talks cancer, cameras, cars, and other “c” words. Then he’s joined by his father, Lizard, to discuss mortality, marijuana, and other “m” words.
He also makes the world debut of a super rare Beatles out-take.
This week, Jesse dives right in talking about the terrorist attacks in Paris, ISIS, Nihilism vs Optimism, and chemotherapy. Then he talks about really heavy subjects like tongue clicking tribes, presidential blowjobs, chess movies, and cheese sticks.
This week, Jesse rambles about Saturdays, closeted Country stars, clinical trials, Frankenstein, and people’s expectations of the ill. He also discusses the loss of a dear friend.
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Dedicated to Craig Smith
This week, Jesse discusses working at Subway, losing listeners, Halloween chemo, when to use a flare gun, cancer stereotypes, and how to get good service at a restaurant.
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I meant "radiologist". I'm an idiot. You already knew this.
This week Jesse is lucid between chemo treatments, and takes advantage of it to ramble about dinosaurs, abandoned lighthouses, the new mammogram guidelines, and being creepy versus perverse. Then he’s joined by his dad, Lizard, to talk time travel and stage fright.
Jesse is stoooooned, maaaaan. In this episode he dives face first into Butt Robots, Plague Doctors, Breast Cancer Awareness Campaigns, Chemo Boners, and gives advice to someone doing their first standup set soon.
Jesse has had too much coffee, and uses it to rant about being a good nurse versus a bad one. He also rambles about baseball sex-slang, sharing a bathroom with his dad, Klingons, and Carly Fiorona's made up video.
Jesse is finally lucid again, and it's his mom's birthday. He talks about his genetic testing results, Donald Trump, Christian rock, Hitler's art teacher, silly hats, and then takes an e-mail about asexuality.
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Jesse's post-operative drug haze continues. This week, he rambles about mediocre wizards, chemo-therapy options, smiling for photos, doing standup at weddings, cherishing moments, "Netflix and chill", and answers an e-mail about creative bursts during depressive spells.
Jesse is out of surgery, and on a lot of drugs. He discusses his hospital stay, while managing to ramble about man crushes, beauty pageants, British genitals, and breakfast loyalty.
Jesse is on narcotics for the first time after a tooth extraction. He manages to ramble about magicians, smoking crack in a treehouse, and outrage culture. Then he keeps it light by answering an email about suicide when facing a terminal illness.
Jesse has surgery coming up, and dives into the details. He also manages to discuss starting standup, Satan's real hobbies, and a great time at a concert. Then he introduces the forum, talks listener pet peeves, and gives advice to a young man looking to lose the big V.
This week, Jesse tackles some light topics like genetic mutations and gun control, plus heavier stuff like peeing outside, clown phobias, bird watching, and fake dinosaurs. Sponsored by Sam Elliott.
For this week, Jesse manages to ramble about colonoscopies, weird pet peeves, hotel sex noises, french robots, chess, getting sober, and lonely cops. Get into it.
Jesse has no recollection of recording this episode because of anti-nausea medication. That doesn't stop him from discussing genetic testing, Groundhog's Day, the Bat-Signal, getting "friend-zoned", his first summer job, Pilgrims, Jonestown, and finally introducing his dad, Lizard, for some sound advice.