Jesse discusses the Texas flood, ass polyps, and bootlegging in a bathtub.
Jesse rambles about seeing an eclipse, bad skin, being too thirsty, and buying groceries.
Jesse rambles about buying ass medicine, his new coffee lady, rubber ducks, and phone sex.
Jesse rambles about Confederate statues, polarization, sociopaths vs. psychopaths, tension with North Korea, and why nobody is nuking anyone any time soon.
Jesse has great news about his cat on a terrible news week. He rambles about outlier douchebags, violence, and why it isn’t the end of the world.
Jesse rambles about meeting Laundry Girl, broken air conditioners, cat butts, eclipses, and mental healthcare post-treatment.
Jesse rambles about old people buying computers, Turtle people, pooping outside, and bribing doctors with gifts.
Jesse rambles about heatwaves, snooping around, and dog alarm clocks.
Jesse rambles about the heat wave, and has some rough animal news. Sylvia is fine, don’t worry.
Jesse rambles about rodeos, getting yelled at on Twitter, comedy critics, and horrible insurance policies.
After a comically horrible week, Jesse will have a new episode up tomorrow.
Jesse comes clean about his love of Heavy Metal, then rambles about talking to ladies and upcoming scans.
Jesse rambles about his animal filled weekend. He has to cut it short but will have a part 2 up soon.
Jesse rambles about terrible conversations, girls doing laundry, and tries to remember Beauty and the Beast.
Jesse rambles about Father’s Day, drunk gardening, and Marty McFly.
Jesse breaks down the Paris Climate Agreement, the Comey testimony, and the seemingly inevitable downfall of the Orange Douche.
Jesse rants about fidget spinners, cultural double standards, and his love of Brian May.
Jesse rambles about tapeworms, 3rd degree burns, and tries to remember Silence of the Lambs.
Jesse rambles about benefit concerts, his frustrations getting coffee, and using a cello as a lifeboat.
Jesse rambles about Donald’s dumb family, his dumb collusion with Russia, and deals with his dumb cat playing on his dumb desk.
Jesse hacks and coughs his way through a ramble about cold medicine, designing new human bodies, hockey movie sequels, doing standup when underage, and losing an icon.