Jesse discusses the Texas flood, ass polyps, and bootlegging in a bathtub.

Jesse rambles about seeing an eclipse, bad skin, being too thirsty, and buying groceries.

Jesse rambles about buying ass medicine, his new coffee lady, rubber ducks, and phone sex.

Jesse rambles about Confederate statues, polarization, sociopaths vs. psychopaths, tension with North Korea, and why nobody is nuking anyone any time soon.

Jesse has great news about his cat on a terrible news week. He rambles about outlier douchebags, violence, and why it isn’t the end of the world.

Jesse rambles about meeting Laundry Girl, broken air conditioners, cat butts, eclipses, and mental healthcare post-treatment.