Jesse rambles about Donald vs Sports, off brand cereal, and sexy monsters.
Jesse talks about his recent CT scans, and rambles about vampire movies, masturbating before the internet, and the song “Smooth”.
Jesse has a fever, but decides to ramble between naps about peeping Toms, fancy ice at parties, and his dumb inventions. Part Two coming after his upcoming CT scans.
My immune system is being a real douche.
The power is out. There is no power. Imagine having power at your apartment, and then subtract the power part. That's what's happening.
Jesse rambles about fruit salads, broken toilets, his police phobia, and good books to take on a vacation.