Jesse rambles about forgetting his birthday, murder motives, concert volume, his dad’s weird jokes, and gym crushes.

Jesse rants about his maintenance guy, Soviet hockey players, ambush comedy, and a bad movie theater experience.

Jesse rambles about Facebook, wedding registries, trade wars, and bad hippie art.

Jesse rambles about his new pants, hanging out with a cancer patient, and reptile bunnies. Then he gives a young man advice on having a lady over.