Jesse talks about his recent CT scans, and rambles about vampire movies, masturbating before the internet, and the song “Smooth”.
Jesse has a fever, but decides to ramble between naps about peeping Toms, fancy ice at parties, and his dumb inventions. Part Two coming after his upcoming CT scans.
The power is out. There is no power. Imagine having power at your apartment, and then subtract the power part. That's what's happening.
Jesse rambles about fruit salads, broken toilets, his police phobia, and good books to take on a vacation.
Jesse discusses the Texas flood, ass polyps, and bootlegging in a bathtub.
Jesse rambles about seeing an eclipse, bad skin, being too thirsty, and buying groceries.
Jesse rambles about buying ass medicine, his new coffee lady, rubber ducks, and phone sex.
Jesse rambles about Confederate statues, polarization, sociopaths vs. psychopaths, tension with North Korea, and why nobody is nuking anyone any time soon.
Jesse has great news about his cat on a terrible news week. He rambles about outlier douchebags, violence, and why it isn’t the end of the world.
Jesse rambles about meeting Laundry Girl, broken air conditioners, cat butts, eclipses, and mental healthcare post-treatment.
Jesse rambles about old people buying computers, Turtle people, pooping outside, and bribing doctors with gifts.
Jesse rambles about heatwaves, snooping around, and dog alarm clocks.
Jesse rambles about the heat wave, and has some rough animal news. Sylvia is fine, don’t worry.
Jesse rambles about rodeos, getting yelled at on Twitter, comedy critics, and horrible insurance policies.
After a comically horrible week, Jesse will have a new episode up tomorrow.
Jesse comes clean about his love of Heavy Metal, then rambles about talking to ladies and upcoming scans.
Jesse rambles about his animal filled weekend. He has to cut it short but will have a part 2 up soon.
Jesse rambles about terrible conversations, girls doing laundry, and tries to remember Beauty and the Beast.
Jesse rambles about Father’s Day, drunk gardening, and Marty McFly.
Jesse breaks down the Paris Climate Agreement, the Comey testimony, and the seemingly inevitable downfall of the Orange Douche.